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For JacobSongs to get girls to dance:For Jacob
Girls will dance to just about any song with a beat, but my ex-manslave Jacob requested a specific list of songs that – as a girl – I thought could get girls to shake their lumps and humps for. He actually requested this list forever ago, and I am JUST NOW getting around to getting it to him...damn I am a lazy one, aren’t I? Well, here’s my specific list of songs that could at least get me to flash cleavage, nyan.
1. “Just a Girl” by No Doubt 2. “I Like Big Butts” by Sir Mix-A lot (or however you write his name) 3. “Respect” by
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| I'm a gay hippie reppin Flint town Step to me and you get served Bitch |
Devious Info
- Current Residence: I feel like I died and went to Flint
- Interests: sex, drugs, music
- Favourite movie: Fear and loathing in Las Vegas
- Favourite band or musician: Bob Marley, The Doors, The Grateful Dead
- Favourite genre of music: Psychedelic, Rap, Reggae, Alt. Rock, Synth rock
- Favourite poet or writer: Myself, Hunter S. Thompson
- Favourite photographer: Andy Warhol
- Favourite style of art: Anything and everything
- Operating System: Windows, Apple, Linux
- MP3 player of choice: Polaroid thingy
- Shell of choice: Coconut
- Wallpaper of choice: the kind I strip from girls walls
- Skin of choice: That of my victims
- Favourite game: Pocket pool
- Favourite gaming platform: My first wife...
- Favourite cartoon character: Scooby-dooby-doo
- Personal Quote: "When I run out of ones at the strip club I throw rolls of quarters at the strippers" -Me
- Tools of the Trade: A crowbar and a get-away car
- Yahoo: memyselfandcash
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I miss you. ;_;
Good servants are so hard to find here. And none of them are as romantic as you. I mean, what does a girl gotta do to get a guy to offer to lick her ass while in a trenchcoat?! D:<
Gah, such uppity southern pricks. And I srsly miss being able to scream NOW when I want something. And you know, I don't even eat in the cafeteria anymore. I just go in the library and read about teen rape and Vietnam.
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All of these lines across my face
Tell you the story of who I am
So many stories of where I've been
And how I go to where i am.
I just laughed so hard I could'nt fucking breath
Well...
a lot of the South is full of ignorant, racist white people..
unlike where I live now... Flint
Which is instead full of ignorant, racist black people.. matter of fact 2 days back some dude snuck me in the park n tripped me, then I got him a couple times and he fucking ran off to a whole colony of black people... and I honestly could'nt tell them apart..
I miss the hell out of you..
Loves
tyedyethebiguy
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They say they can't believe it, it's a sacreligious shame
Now, who would want to hurt such a hero of the game?
But you know I predicted it; I knew he had to fall
How did it happen? I hope his suffering was small.
Tell me every detail, for I've got to
*hugs to death*
GAWD I MISS YOU.
And alos, my cup size went up to a 38C. *joy face* I'm a pert-and-perky 125 lbs., and I can finally see between my thighs.
COME TO FLORIDA. NOW. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
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All of these lines across my face
Tell you the story of who I am
So many stories of where I've been
And how I go to where i am.
hah
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They say they can't believe it, it's a sacreligious shame
Now, who would want to hurt such a hero of the game?
But you know I predicted it; I knew he had to fall
How did it happen? I hope his suffering was small.
Tell me every detail, for I've got to
*bitchslaps*
Silence, manwhore!
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All of these lines across my face
Tell you the story of who I am
So many stories of where I've been
And how I go to where i am.
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